Politician goes high on eggs!

Uhuru Mangan, a politician from rural PDC [Parkducentrale] famous for controversial remarks and unprofessional attitude is once again in limelight for having smoken "eggs". He was caught last night when police found him in a compromised situation. He has plead guilty for smoking 29 quail eggs, which he snooped earlier from PDC Market.

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President Burghuer in a scandal!

After a whatsapp screenshot surfaced yesterday. The President is embroiled in a scandal by having been accused of silencing an anti-Government Activist Journalist. The President is having been alleged to bribing, murder and violation of freedom of speech and activism. The Respects League, the ruling-party has stated that President is being accused unlawfully by the Party's rivals.

Professor Dott accused of Haemorrhage!

Today, the first time in history the police entered the compound of the Park High School. Marck Schaw, student, 17 fell in coma (later, found to have haemorrhage) while Professor Stephen Albert Dott was teaching Quantum Mechanics. Freida Argenta, 16 suffered a heart attack, during the same class. Professor Dott was arrested an hour later. He is to be convicted by the court, next week. Donald Johnson, a famous right-winger from the Anarchists Union said: The Profs and the old-nuts screw the minds of people. Like Climate Change, we don't need anymore. The Schools should be made into training centers for....you know better stuff.

Hamfat to lead International Team!

Stefan Hamfat, the youngster who stole hearts when throwing a cat out of the fire; is to be honoured by making him the captain of the International Football Team.

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