Parkducentrale's New Cabinet

Prime Minister

Jean Louis-Baptiste

President

Huam Burghuer

Minister of Entertainment

Officer Hugo de Chaville

Minister of Tolerance

Pin Chu Xin

Minister of Peace

Wilhelm Freidrich van Schtalin

Minister of Youth

Jakop Sr.

Minister of Internal Security

Mhainame Izjoker

Minister of State Budget, Food and Agriculture

Theodore Willsonn

Minister of Media

Clerk Cant

Minister of Progress

Nohope Thepressed

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President Burghuer in a scandal!

After a whatsapp screenshot surfaced yesterday. The President is embroiled in a scandal by having been accused of silencing an anti-Government Activist Journalist. The President is having been alleged to bribing, murder and violation of freedom of speech and activism. The Respects League, the ruling-party has stated that President is being accused unlawfully by the Party's rivals.

Professor Dott accused of Haemorrhage!

Today, the first time in history the police entered the compound of the Park High School. Marck Schaw, student, 17 fell in coma (later, found to have haemorrhage) while Professor Stephen Albert Dott was teaching Quantum Mechanics. Freida Argenta, 16 suffered a heart attack, during the same class. Professor Dott was arrested an hour later. He is to be convicted by the court, next week. Donald Johnson, a famous right-winger from the Anarchists Union said: The Profs and the old-nuts screw the minds of people. Like Climate Change, we don't need anymore. The Schools should be made into training centers for....you know better stuff.

Hamfat to lead International Team!

Stefan Hamfat, the youngster who stole hearts when throwing a cat out of the fire; is to be honoured by making him the captain of the International Football Team.

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